Are you aware that in the United States every Middle Eastern person is considered white ? Yeah, you've come to see a white man tonight. I don't know if you know. Yeah, it's not a D show. I earned this. Okay, I'm doing this for all the other whites. Okay. Reason why we're considered why is because there was a major court case. That was one in nineteen O nine, which is a year that none of us wants to be alive, even as white people. In ninety nine there was a Syrian immigrant. He moved to Los Angeles and wants to be a police officer. One night he's patrolling his neighborhood, just doing his job. And there's this drunk kid, maybe late teens, early twenties, running around, breaking things and starting fights. The Syrian immigrant arrests the kid and as arresting the kid, the kids like, Do you know who my father is ? That's never a good sign. Turns out this kid's dad was one of the most prominent lawyers in the LA area. Immediately, the lawyer dad took the Syrian immigrants. A court charged him saying that he had no right to arrest his son because he was. Quote, not a real American. Only I know there's an immigrant and you're like, Hey, that's a compliment. No, it's not to say I made a mistake because every Arab those seven, a thousand lawyers. Yeah, they're all in our families. Okay, typical Brown family. You're either doctor, lawyer, engineer, That's it. Yes, one thousand times. Stand - up comedian. Okay, somewhere along the line someone makes a wrong turn. Has to deliver the message. Okay, assembles a legal team from the Arabs in his community there, all his cousins, and they put together a case. They made it all the way to the Supreme Courts of the United States'Arab lawyers with a bomb. Yeah, I could pick a better whatever. Unfortunately, in Ninety nine, having an Arab lawyer was not very en vogue, so they had to hire white lawyers for the white has got other counsel from the Arab blurs in his community. So it was basically Arab lawyers and whiteface, you know, it was a reverse Trudeau situation. Ninety nine. These lawyers again, from a Supreme Court judge. They're like, Your honor, we are here today to prove that my client is innocent. That is, in fact a real American because he's white. Yeah, that was forums like, are you talking about ? You see how the beard curls like nine o'clock shadow, You know, like this whole forum sounds like all of all he's not white. I don't know. You're on what will prove it will prove it. Was gonna ask a few questions. First question, Your honor, where is My client from There's like law, like, no, Where's he from from ? Like the Middle East ? There's like, more specifically, judges, like the Levant Seventeen region. Whereas, like, nailed it. Next question, Who is your Lord and Savior ? Yeah, The judge starts to sweat. Yeah, Jesus Christ, Of course, It's only when you're allowed to have a Nineteen nine, like nailed it. Sorry. Ah, I have one more question, Where is your Lord and Savior from the judges at a pool of sweats, huh ? You know what ? Your client is innocent because he's white. From then on, They'd all Middle Eastern people in America, whites because they would rather make Middle Eastern people white, then make Jesus Christ Brown, share, believe, inspire blacks, be.